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motherfucker [12 Jun 2008|09:34pm]
oh what a fucking tangled web i weave.


oh and i move into that house i bought in a week.
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ugh [04 Jun 2008|12:27am]
just got back from az.
basically i laid around for 4 days throwing up and watching cartoons with him.

i couldn't eat and could only keep down water.

i lost almost 10 pounds. 10 pounds in 4 DAYS. NOT GOOD.

but i made a new best friend, her name is hashbrowns and is the bestest kitty ever. she kept me company when jacob was at school. loves her!
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ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!!! [29 May 2008|05:04pm]

i really wish i could get my original flight tomorrow morning so that i could go to his show tomorrow night BUT whatever!

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here's why i am cranky [23 May 2008|01:54am]
i'm in the process of buying a house (fucking scary, i'm only 21)
anyway, i've got almost all of the paperwork filled out but i have to go to the actual office next thursday or friday to close.


i'm leaving for arizona at like 4 am on thursday morning.

if i don't get to go i am just going to get super fucking wasted the entire week that i took off work.

i miss jacob :(
and i will be ridiculously upset if i don't get to go.
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[11 Oct 2006|03:34am]
i fucking hate being led on and that is exactly what fucking happened.
yay for being a huge fucking asshole right before my birthday.

great present, fucker.
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[24 Jul 2006|12:18am]
i can't sleep and don't want to because i know i'll dream again.
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oh, how true this song is. [23 Jul 2006|01:15am]
i'm addicted to infomercials.

i had a rather interesting dream last night.

i dreamt that i was at work and for some reason i was in a big rush and i was grabbing napkins and silverware to go and greet a table when jj tapped on my shoulder and asked me if things had felt weird because he thought so and it was upsetting him.
at this point in the dream i completely broke down and started sobbing and told him that i was miserable and that i missed him and the i was stupid and all sorts of stuff.
then i woke up.

i haven't been able to concentrate all day.

it's really difficult to still have to work with him.

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[19 Mar 2006|05:52pm]
work is stupid
i want to go to colorado now please
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[15 Feb 2006|02:11am]
i have a concussion and i was a raging bitch today at work.
i will be in colorado april 2-8.
in longmont
just north of denver.
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we're dumb....and cuuuuuuute! [04 Feb 2006|02:15am]
last night jj and i had the most ridiculous argument ever. in that it wasn't really an argument so much as we were being retarded.
i'll set up the scene for you. we were hungry. we had just closed together. we chose to eat at bennigan's. he was being weird because i have a crush on one of the waiters. this conversation ensued as we walk into the restaurant and looked at the menu.

jj: i hope fruit cake isn't here.
me: the hot waiter from last time?
jj: if that's what you want to call him....i think of him as fags mcgee.
me: he picked the icky raisins out of that yummy apple thing for us!
jj: i like raisins.
me: well i don't and we were sharing and i hate raisins.
jj: whatever. you want to just share this pick three appetizers thing?
me: yes!
jj: so boneless buffalo wings, potato skins and....something else?
jj: that is so gluttonous.
me: what? everything else is fried or dripping in grease so what does it matter?
jj: well chilis has better cheese sticks
me: we're not at chili's
jj: fine. what about (insert other food that i can't remember)?
me: i guess
jj: or we can get the cheese sticks
me: no. you want those things. they're fine. just get them.
jj: no you want cheese sticks. and i picked the other two things. we'll get cheese sticks.
me: i don't want cheese sticks if you don't want them and i like the other two things so whatever you want is fine.
jj: well i don't want that other thing if you're going to be all mopey
me: i'm not being mopey!
jj: yes you are. we're getting cheese sticks.
me: well now i don't want them
jj: yes you do. i can tell
me: no i don't!
jj: yes you do!
me: FINE. we'll get cheese sticks. jeez
jj: glad you're happy :)

and then we went back to arguing about how the waiter is hot and not gay at all.

.....i love us. we are ridiculous.
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hey [20 Dec 2005|12:35am]
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SARA [14 Dec 2005|10:57pm]
i tried to email my paper to our teacher but i got an email back about delivery problems or something.................


what is her email address?

i am 97% sure i had it right.
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FOR SARA [03 Dec 2005|12:42am]
i don't know how it happened but you somehow requested to be someone's friend through my myspace.
and also sent them a message.
so i imagine that they are very confused.
almost as much as i am.
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fascinating things that have happened to me lately [29 Nov 2005|09:46pm]
[ mood | married? ]

ummm....i got my lip pierced. sara ushered me out the door before i could show her parents.
i'm sure it would have been funny.

jj and i are now joined at the hip with is also funny. stop calling him my man. i mean, just because i spend every waking moment with him and we go to the gym together and we are retarded and the same fights you have when you're in a relationship and.....oh god......we're married.

i'm taking next semester off. i don't feel like going to school for a little bit....so i'm not.

that's pretty much it.

the end!

p.s. i saw rent. twice already. there was crying except for when i saw it with roxanne and we added our own commentary. which was awesome and i am glad the theatre was empty for that.

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'ello chums [28 Oct 2005|12:07am]
i know you don't hear from me very often anymore but here is the gist of how things are going with me:


i know this boy that is awesome
i love my job
school is retarded but i'm going to keep at it
that boy is AMAZING.
and i made many, many new friends.

i pretty much love life more than i thought possible.
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[13 Oct 2005|09:44am]
it is most definetly my 19th birthday today.
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[13 Sep 2005|02:49pm]
i'm bored.
disgustingly bored.
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[17 Aug 2005|12:34am]
so school starts in like a billion and a half days.....seriously.

i'm so bored i alphabetized my cds.
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o.m.g. [26 Jul 2005|10:58pm]
so good.
made me cry.
i are happy.
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i'm on fire [26 Jul 2005|03:01am]
i've decided that we shall spend tomorrow as we did the days of our youth...i.e. 2 years ago. before jobs, boys and stupid college.

we are going to cici's. we are going to book stores. we are going to the park. and yes my friend, i am taking you to see the oft talked about yet never seen by anyone but me, BIG, SCARY DRAGON.

you have been warned.......

p.s. bring your digital camera. trust me on this.
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